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Quotes by Craig Benzine

Craig Benzine's insights on:

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At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.
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The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up.
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People alive are better than people not alive.
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I would hate to be a bee. Be surrounded by bees all the time.
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Options are good. Keeps people choosing.
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During a heat wave every dude stinks.
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If you’re gonna lob something, lob love.
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I’d choose truth over cake but I’d try to find a way to get both to be honest.
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The grass is always greener when it’s covered in money.
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Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub.
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